I'm on the pathway to purgatory.

A 20-year-old semi-functional cool bean.

littlelions101:

adramofpoison:

dondaario:

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

(via benedictcollins)

rudeartheaux:
“ bettiefatal:
“ buckobarns:
“ This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
”
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY...

rudeartheaux:

bettiefatal:

buckobarns:

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

(via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

d4ytim3:

Jessica Pimentel is the lead singer in a metal band called Alekhine’s Gun and a classically trained violinist!

(via basiclatinagirl)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via thenickster03)

princessnijireiki:

queennamaya:

odinsblog:

the-movemnt:

This Louisiana teacher thought it was OK to say the N word. So, his student schooled him.

follow @the-movemnt

It’s always the most casually racist white people who insist on slinging the n-word. I hope “Coach Ryan” is fired. He doesn’t belong anywhere around Black students.

His student didn’t school him. His student had to emotional protect and defend himself which is something a student should never have to do.

Stop romanticizing the fact black people gotta defend themselves. It’s too late in the evening for that.

^^^^^^^

(Source: bit.ly, via thistlefly)